I have a dream

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 01/06/2015 at 10:35 • Filed to: None

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to make my first million, and it involves farts and sleeping girlfriends. Some product that keeps everyone happy in the middle of the night. It's on, it cannot lose. I just pitched it to some of the most cynical people I know, and they are speechless. Maybe not for the right reasons, but whatevs.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 10:38

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9Arcx4h2k

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 10:38

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Subscribed.

Also, interested in becoming a investor, and you will probably need some IT support at some point.

505Turbeaux > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/06/2015 at 10:39

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better than this...

JGrabowMSt > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 10:43

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I will gladly accept this product if it comes to market.

When you start making demos, I'll gladly test it out for you.

505Turbeaux > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 01/06/2015 at 10:45

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well thank you. Interesting...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 10:47

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I'm listening...

ACESandEIGHTS > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 10:47

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Back in like 1993 a buddy created something called "Krauter's Fart Filters," which were boxer liners that would help create the scent of roses, chocolate, grape soda, whatever.

Still haven't seen anything about Kevin Krauter being an anti-flatulence tycoon. Admittedly, Spencers was on the decline at that point.

505Turbeaux > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 01/06/2015 at 10:50

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need to do some patent research first, but the element I am patenting should be a slam dunk

505Turbeaux > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 01/06/2015 at 10:51

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have we gotten in touch off line yet? Sorry my brain is mush today

As Du Volant > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 10:53

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This... sounds amazing.

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 10:57

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Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 11:03

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"it involves farts and sleeping girlfriends. "

I know I know, it's some kind of way to make your girlfriend marry you during her sleep to allow you to let rip in bed. A divorce is much more involved than just breaking up.

Mattbob > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 11:06

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He's got a dream. ( I know you know this, as you have a daughter.)

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Mattbob 01/06/2015 at 11:12

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He's got a dream?

*daughter

505Turbeaux > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 01/06/2015 at 11:16

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hahahaha now that would be too easy

505Turbeaux > Mattbob 01/06/2015 at 11:16

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ha all too well

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > 505Turbeaux 01/06/2015 at 11:18

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No we have not. to tha emails——> redacted....

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Mattbob 01/06/2015 at 13:55

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or a wife that loves kid movies. (i didn't even watch it an I know what it is)

Mattbob > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/06/2015 at 13:57

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my girlfriend loves kids movies. I'm in the same boat.